In math class today my friend, Derek, asked if he could borrow some Sharpies and I said “sure”. When he was finished with colouring his drawing, he half yelled “AWWW DAMNIT IT BLEED THROUGH”
And without missing a beat I say, “welcome to my world”
We almost pissed ourselves




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The human…

This is amazing